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Joke of the Day

"I may not be the richest guy...or the smartest guy...or the funniest guy...or the best-looking guy...or the .....:( Forget it, now I'm depressed."

"How does Dwayne Johnson Party? Like a ROCK Star."

"Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...?? Shit ab phir se girna padega"

"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor? A Feminist."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster chef and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"You know who DOES see something wrong with a little bump n' grind? Trevor in human resources."

"What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common? They each have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."

"[Baby trying to say first words] Baby: b..bu Me: cmon son Baby: bu..bu..s Wife: Yes sweetheart Baby: Bush did 9/11 Me[tearing up]: He knows"

"People say I'm quite contrarian. But I disagree."

"One day, you wake up and everyone has a number over their heads. The number is counting down by the second. Eventually, someone's number reaches zero, and.... They sneeze. Their number resets."