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Joke of the Day

"I may not be the richest guy...or the smartest guy...or the funniest guy...or the best-looking guy...or the .....:( Forget it, now I'm depressed."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his cock out of the chicken"

"*seductively feeding you chicken wings while you hit on a hot chick ""I'm sorry, I really don't know what a wingman is supposed to do."""

"I'm only putting a picture of me in my locket. This proves I'm independent."

"OC - Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes? You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant."

"Yeah, I am one of those people who've had milk with whiskey. My mother used to drink a lot post pregnancy."

"If she likes old school hip-hop, she probably wants the D12."

"Anger; the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind."

"WHY DO WE ALLOW OTHER COUNTRIES TO TAG THEIR NAME ON TO SOMETHING AND SELL US LIES WHEN THEY DO IT WRONG? CANADIAN BACON? ENGLISH MUFFINS?"

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