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Joke of the Day

"How many Nazis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? One. He makes three Polacks do it at gunpoint."

"The celibate butcher is pretty successful in his occupations. Nothing beats his meat!"

"Coworker: Do you have good taste in music? Me: I can only taste things I put in my mouth Both of us thinking: I work with an idiot"

"A simple ""Fuck you"" can save hours of conversation."

"Saw a link to this guy speaking Xhosa ..but I assumed it was just clickbait."

"What do James Cameron and M. Night Shamylan have in common? Icy dead people."

"A picture may say a thousand words, but with Photoshop, it tells a thousand lies."

"Hamlet gets a cough So, Hamlet is admitted to a hospital for a cough. He asks the doctors: ""TB or not TB"""

"What do you want for dinner? 4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts"

"What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent? The US Presidential Campaign!"