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Joke of the Day

"What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent? The US Presidential Campaign!"

"Confucius says: ""Woman who fly upside in airplane have open cockpit."""

"One of my great-grandparents believed in God, but the other seven didn't Which makes me an eighth theist"

"I broke up with my girlfriend over religious beliefs She didn't believe I was god. (Credit: Artie Lange)"

"When a friend dies, I'm not sure if I should unfriend them on Facebook or occasionally ""poke"" them to see if they're still dead."

"My mom told me not to cry wolf, but it was too late.Wolves were pouring out of my tear ducts, filling the kitchen and adjoining living room."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ? Baron mind who you're talking to !"

"My friend decided to become an astrophysicist instead of an engineer. I guess you could say he got sucked into black holes."

"Meet George Jetson His Boy Elroy Daughter Judy Jane his wife Just kidding, obviously. I'll send the real lyrics tomorrow. Do not use these."

"Me: ""I really like this car"" Salesman: ""Yeah and it also has a latch in case someone gets stuck in the trunk!"" Me: ""Eh, what else ya got?"""