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Joke of the Day
"God: ok u can make one human that's it Satan: how do u feel about toupees & the name Donald"
Next Joke
"Wife: How many beers is that for you today, dear? Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down."
"""The rules are quite simple, Mr Bond: I think of a word, you guess letters in that word. If you guess wrong I draw a picture a man hanging."""
"nickel back joke If I had the world's most expensive nickel, then someone of class would actually want their nickel back."
"What idiot invented fire blankets? You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames."
"What did one snowman say to the other? I think I smell carrots!"
"This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend."
"My co-worker is so annoying... She's always showing me pictures of her daughter and always asking: ""Have you seen my baby?"" It's so annoying, come on, its been two years, they're never gonna find her."
"Overheard at Starbucks: Man: Would you like to try a pumpkin spice latte? Woman: No. Since Trump came on the scene I am boycotting everything orange."
"How can transportation be improved in Harlem?? By moving the trees closer together."