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Joke of the Day

"nickel back joke If I had the world's most expensive nickel, then someone of class would actually want their nickel back."

"if evolution isnt real then sombody please explain how my couch has ""evolved"" to fit the shape of my butte"

"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and brass balls? Sparky"

"BARBER: what'll it be ME: can u make me feel extremeley self-conscious for 45 minutes BARBER: u got it"

"I've been doing a lot of work around my yard, I hope my neighbours don't take a fence to it."

"What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone? A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long."

"Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck."

"what did the dildo say to the anal bead? you stink."

"*walks past yoga studio* *looks in window* *eyes widen* Awesome. It's like kindergarten. *walks into class* *unrolls mat* *takes a nap*"

"I love a girl with a trimmed bush.... Only because its makes it easier to see her through the window at night."