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Joke of the Day
"TIL that black eyes are hereditary You get them from your father if you drink his last beer."
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"When is a man up and coming ? when he`s f*cking in an elevator. (ED.S)"
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"how do lawyers argue without crying"
"In the winter time, where does the North Korean Soccer team practice? Inside or outside? Trick question. They don't have any heat so it doens't matter."
"I entered Reddit's pun contest.... .... I submitted ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would get an upvote. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."