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Joke of the Day
"Clowns divorce. Custardy battle."
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"""your mom"" jokes can be fun but they can be over-used too . . . . just like your mom"
"I could totally handle twins, triplets even quadruplets. Hold it, you're talking about BABIES?"
"So my drug dealer just died. I'm thinking about going to his funeral to, you know, network."
"Just had the following conversation in court Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You're Not Guilty? Me: Thanks, I'm outta here"
"You'll get this gun when you pry it out of my cold dead ow hey give that back"
"[at gym] Him: How much do you bench? Me: Way less than I couch."
"[strong] Zoroark, male, 50 Sebas"
"Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put music they don't like on"
"What career choice to hippies usually pick? Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved."