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Joke of the Day

"I went on a pretty crazy camping trip last weekend. It was in tents."

"I think I figured out why Al Gore thought he invented the internet. He just misheard the word ""algorithm"""

"I don't know why we need a special day for it, I vote for boobs every day."

"What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google? A Chromophobe."

"Someone please invent a service to grocery shop for you but also cook it into a meal and also the meal is pizza oh it's pizza delivery"

"Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country? Because opposite poles attract"

"*travels back in time to kill Hitler as a baby* *becomes known as time-traveling baby murderer & history's greatest monster*"

"Where can you find a turtle that has no legs? Exactly where you left it."

"How do you get a clown off a swing? hit him in the face with an Axe"

"*guy shows me his Chinese character tattoo* ""It means wisdom"" *I show him a Batman BandAid on my arm* ""It means I was brave at the doctor"""