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Joke of the Day

"Grandpa, why did you have so many kids? ""Hey anon, do you want to know why your grandmother and I had so many children?"" ""Why's that, Grandpa?"" ""No TV."""

"I got fucked by a priest 15 years ago... I still remeber his exact words...He said, ""You may now kiss the bride""!"

"What does the murderer say after he kills someone with a nail gun? Nailed it."

"Reddit TIFU... ...since she said she wanted to be on top."

"Ladies, if you're over 50, you may wanna rethink the cowboy hat. It's terrifying."

"If someone overtakes me when I'm walking, I match their speed so it looks like I've got friends."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again asking more questions !"

"War is never the answer. Unless the question is ""What's never the answer?"""

"Waitress at Olive Garden tells me to say ""when"" and starts grating cheese on my salad I say nothing Room fills with Parmesan No one survives"

"What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta? Maaaac"