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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Jesus eat M&M's? because of the holes in his hands"
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"A robber walks into a bakery, and pulls out a gun. ""Give me the dough!"""
"""Go-go-gadget meaningful relationship with daughter,"" the Inspector whispered to his cell phone. But it didn't ring."
"A young burn victim gets new eyelids made from his foreskin! Doctors say he will be a little cockeyed."
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"I'm eating a vegan lunch today. Sure, it's six sleeves of Smarties and a Diet Coke, but I'm still better than you."
"How do you break the nose of a blonde without touching her? Wave your cock underneath a glass table"
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