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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable ...like a coma."
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"I was about to tell a DUMB Nirvana joke, but.... NEVERMIND."
"I tried using self deprecating humor But I'm not any good at it."
"Every time you make a ""your mom"" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars."
"*Interrogation room w/ murderer* I'd start talking, my partner isn't so nice... *From under the table I raise a puppet dressed as a cop*"
"How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill? They smoke them out."
"""SANTA"" rearranged is ""SATAN""...I'm on to you fat man"
"Stoners are gearing up to do on 4/20 what they do every other day of the year."
"What did the rest of Europe say to the UK during the heat wave? ""UK m8?"""
"They named a paint color after my ex... It's called *Whore Red*. It's not very bright, but its cheap and spreads easily."