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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the drug that cures lesbianism? It's called TrisedixagenTM And for men, try IgnordacocTM"

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"I read that 1 in 5 women suffer from mental illness so I guess that means the other 4 must enjoy it."
"Why do hippies like corduroy? Because the material is so groovy."
"I relate more to ""Rice, rice, baby"" - because Asian"
"Need relationship advice! I'm trying to get my wife into role playing but she gets really upset when I suggest she be played by Emma Stone."
"One man's junk is another man's treasure... especially to gay people"
"I have two major flaws: 1. I'm very redundant 2. I tend to repeat myself"
"Who is al-Quaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
"""How often do you floss?"" Every day ""How often do you lie?"" Every six months"
"My friends tell me that I'm a sociopath, but I don't care what they think."
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