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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the crew members of the USS Enterprise that needed help climbing into their bunks? They were hoisted by their own Picard."

"skippin the intro of a game and then realizin you have no idea what the objectives are just walking round aimlessly hoping something pops up"

"Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics? Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration. (all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)"

"I'm beginning to question your proclamation of your ""spiritual gifts"". You are about as intuitive as my autocorrect."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth!"

"99 Camera walk into a Bar... The Bartender says ""GET OUT!! We do not serve cameras in here now get out!"" The Cameras say ""All we wanted to do was to take a shot."""

"Just vacuumed my couch and found 16 bobby pins, 84 cents, 3 kinds of cereal, a spoon and a live hedgehog."

"We could clothe the needy with all the extra fabric black dudes wear."

"If Donald Trump becomes President, The rest of us should be able to just walk into any hospital & start working as doctors"

"What do four out of five guys love to do? Gang-rape."