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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the crew members of the USS Enterprise that needed help climbing into their bunks? They were hoisted by their own Picard."

"I'm spending valentines day doing math homework. I'm stuck here with an eX, and I'm still trying to figure out whY."

"?When the moon hits your eye? You'll be killed. It's massive."

"The ""free milkshakes for a month"" contest I just won is telling me my month's supply of shakes is 5 shakes. Yeah 5 should last me a month..."

"I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's possible for EVERYBODY to be kung fu fighting."

"I would like to go to Holland Wooden shoe"

"Two newfies are walking down a path... They see a sheep tangled up in a fence. The one says ""man, I wish that was a pretty lady"" to which his friend replys ""i just wish it was dark"""

"We play cop games because my boyfriend likes to ""discharge his weapon."""

"Why did the ghost get in the elevator? to raise his spirits"

"Women are like the salt of my life They raise my blood pressure"