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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump said he is going to do an AMA from the space station For upvotes"

"What's a classic Russian sci-fi film? Czar Wars"

"Decided to announce that I'm gay today after being relieved of my constipation. It felt so good coming out."

"How do polish people show gratitude? They say thansk."

"Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people."

"BLONDE DRIVER Q: Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch? A: Her blinker was on."

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel."

"What's similar between The Mafia and a Pussy..? ...I haven't been in either."

"The US has so many disasters You would almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."

"Your selfie would be way better if you weren't in it."