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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump said he is going to do an AMA from the space station For upvotes"
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"A man was shot with a starter pistol today... Police are saying it was Race related."
"It's OK to kiss a nun , but, don't get into a habit ."
"Christmas is over. We now return to our regularly scheduled self centred lives already in progress."
"Feeling sick at work. Subway to the bus-$5 Bus to commuter lot-$2 Puking in my car-$0 Guy in the car next to me puking in response-priceless"
"What does a cat say when its trapped in a box? Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt"
"What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy? A Nietzsche market!"
"The Chinese New Year is almost here. I know they're in another time zone, but 2 months behind seems a little extreme."
"What do you call a midget prostitute? A lowrider"
"What do you call a Dinosaur serial killer? A terror-Dactyl"