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Joke of the Day
"A man was shot with a starter pistol today... Police are saying it was Race related."
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"What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper? Nothing. He just grit his teeth."
"In the city of Chicago There are 3 streets that rhyme with vagina. Paulina, Malvina and Lunt."
"Waiter: And what would the lady like? Me: Waiter: Me: Waiter: Me: Date: Gigi, he means you. Me: *blushing* Oh, wow. He called me a lady."
"Met someone on Craigslist, guess I'm dating a grill now."
"Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence? The Cowboys' endzone; because no one goes there"
"Nothing says 'I dont take you seriously' like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him."
"What do you call a socialite stripper? a peeler of the community!"
"I paid $5.99 for The Interview. I now want North Korea to kill me."
"Watching tv with 4 and now he knows the word crescent. All I learned as a kid was how hard to hit a cat with a frying pan without killing it"