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Joke of the Day
"A man was shot with a starter pistol today... Police are saying it was Race related."
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"Fantasy football is just Dungeons and Dragons for the people who used to beat up the people who played Dungeons and Dragons."
"What do I think about my toes? They couldn't be further from my mind."
"My ex-wife was deaf. she left me for a deaf friend of hers i should have seen the signs."
"Book that helped Teacher: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!"""
"Whats the differance between a terrorist and a yiddish mama? You can negotiate with terrorists"
"Minecraft isn't wheelchair assessable."
"Scientists are coming closer to unlocking the secret to why the average American owns 40 pairs of jeans but only wears 3 or 4 of them."
"H: What is that you're having for lunch? Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*"
"It's quaint when a company publishes a fax number on their website's contact page. It's like finding a Walkman at a flea market."