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Joke of the Day

"David Cameron: ""In some parts of Britain there are three generations of families where nobody has ever worked."" Buckingham Palace?"

"Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road? Because a tuna can!"

"I just learned that 10 out of every 2 people suffers from Dyslexia wow... sorry, I mean wow"

"My lucks so bad if I bought a cemetery people would stop dying."

"Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency? Han Jobs"

"Top 3 questions asked by my parents: 3) How's the business? 2) Do you have a girlfriend? 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator?"

"What's the difference between a hooker and a politician? A hooker stops screwing you when you run out of money."

"[Produce Aisle] Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave. *mouthful of like 20 grapes * ""That lady took one too!!"""

"Of course women are funny. Why else would there be so many jokes about them."

"I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he writes me a ticket instead of letting me off with a warning."