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Joke of the Day

"Of course women are funny. Why else would there be so many jokes about them."

"Why did the duck fly Because he was high on Quack"

"Did you hear the iPhone 6S Plus is selling really well? Seems like it's a big 6S"

"What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to? Earl Lee"

"What's speed of sex? 68 because at 69 she needs to turn around."

"Women hate it when you call them ma'am or sleep with their friends."

"A feminist asks ""what's your view on lesbians?"" I say ""420p can't afford platinum."""

"How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Just have the keybord player do it with their left hand."

"You can learn a lot about a person just by watching them through binoculars 24 hours a day."

"I may have hit rock bottom, but the upside of being down here, is I can see up all of your skirts. As you were."