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Joke of the Day

"I judge the strength of the economy based on what type of candy people hand out on Halloween."

"Men at 25 plays football. Men at 40 plays tennis. Men at 60 plays golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller ?"

"I'm going to go against the Circlejerk here and say that I am really starting to like Mayweather It's really starting to Warmup, without getting Overlyhot as it does during Midsummer."

"What's a racist's favorite dessert? Cake Cake Cake"

"Why was Noah the best businessman? He floated his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation. The greatest journalist? Samson. He took two columns and made an impression on everyone."

"Fellas, imagine having your balls roughly kneaded for two days straight. Congratulations you just experienced menstrual cramps."

"What's the difference between Males and Females? An iron."

"I tried kicking the habit today. The nun wearing it is extremely pissed."

"My friend had to go to the doctor, because all he could see were dicks. Turns out he was cock-eyed."

"""Daddy what is a transvestite?"" ""Ask Mommy, he knows."""