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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago? Because 'Illinois you!"
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"On a poster in my math class ""4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions"" The sad thing is my first thought was ""Oh good, I'm not alone!"""
"Commander: ARCHERS READY Archer: (to guy next to him) dude tbh I was zoned out wtf we supposed to be shooting at"
"What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited? Run Berry, run!"
"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."
"What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion? David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen"
"""Not again"" ~ Me, waking up every morning.."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was arrested for manslaughter."
"Say what you will about pedophiles but... They always support orphans, the always drive slow in school zones, they always donate to schools, they always help with homework."
"I walked into a room full of men masturbating They all looked shocked when I didn't stop"