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Joke of the Day

"College spelled backwards is ""egelloc""... ...which makes no sense just like everything i've learnt in college"

"the host of the party told me to make myself comfortable so I went back home to bed"

"For $11, you can come to my house and watch me shave. The plot is a little weak, but the 3D effects are amazing."

"There are three types of people I hate Niggers, racists, and hypocrites"

"How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!"

"The more we ban gluten, the black market demand for it skyrockets and the Mexican gluten cartels make a killing."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Because his barista fucking hastes hipsters."

"What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)"

"What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn? Don't do it, it's Siouxicide"

"What kind of bear dissolves in water? A polar bear."