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Joke of the Day
"Hunters should always know what's behind their target Behind mine is a Sam's Club and a Starbucks"
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"A guy wraps himself in plastic wrap, no clothes or anything and walks into a psychologists office. The first thing she says is, ""I can see your nuts."""
"Did you hear about the blood drive organizer from Portland who died in a car crash? He was an Oregon donor."
"I think of immigration like I think of sex. It is more fun if everyone comes."
"Why was the little shoe unhappy? Because his father was a loafer and his mother was a sneaker."
"I was thinking about quitting ciggaretes But my mom always taught me not to be a quitter"
"you have heard ""A pint is a pound"" ... .. and that is a seriously high petrol price. I know. It's not that good. Nor even that funny. But it's coming. Happy Halloween."
"Do you guys ever put sheets over your dogs so they look like little dog ghosts? Me neither."
"What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros? An abomination."
"What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !"