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Joke of the Day
"Hunters should always know what's behind their target Behind mine is a Sam's Club and a Starbucks"
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"*at hostage negotiation class Prof: Let's go around and say why we're here Man: I joined the NYPD Woman: I'm in the FBI Me: I have a toddler"
"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything"
"Ever done it with an attack helicopter? Let me tell you. It's pretty fly."
"I went to school with a girl who said her last name was Faux. I thought to myself, ""Man, that's got to be fake."""
"Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100? Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat."
"I saw a man at the beach yelling ""Help, Shark! Help! I just laughed, i knew that Shark wasn't going to help him."
"A priest, a child molester, and an alcoholic, walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy."
"What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels? A towel full of loads"
"Company suspends sponsorship deal with Sharapova after she failed drug test To protect Volkswagen's excellent brand image. They can't affiliate with people who might have cheated."