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Joke of the Day

"Enrique Iglesias wants to 1. Be your hero 2. Kiss away your pain 3. Stand by you forever Enrique Iglesias is your mother"

"What should you say when an old lady calls you a ""bastard sonofabitch""? ""I love you too, mom."""

"A Mexican Magician... A Mexican magician says he will dissappear on the count of three. Uno... Dos... *poof* He's disappeared... Without a tres."

"My doctor told me I had to quit masturbating Turns out it was because he was trying to examine me"

"honey, i think the milk's gone bad ""i only bought it yesterday"" yeah well, look at this.. *milk is running a meth lab in the fridge*"

"Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away? He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye"

"2Pac - Lyric King, Eazy - Gangsta King, Biggie: Flow King Dre: Beat King Eminem: Rhyme King, Lil Wayne & Jay - Z - ..... Burger King"

"What is a small, one story home made of poop called? A dungalow"

"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts Boy Scouts come back from camp."

"Yo momma so fat you can see the entire couch behind her due to gravitational lensing."