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Joke of the Day
"How do you lead a horse to water? With carrots"
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"I don't mean to denigrate women. (Ladies, ""denigrate"" means to put-down or patronize.)"
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who thought they knew what the punchline would be, and those who are now searching for the original joke."
"that sinking feeling... when you're on the Titanic"
"What does Bill Clinton tell Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 45 min."
"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."
"Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends"
"Why don't rabbits make any noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls"
"damn girl are you the expiration date on my milk because I regret not paying attention to you"
"If you are getting bald, just rub toilet paper in the affected area and you'll begin to grow hair. Don't believe me? Just take a look to your butthole."