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Joke of the Day

"If you are getting bald, just rub toilet paper in the affected area and you'll begin to grow hair. Don't believe me? Just take a look to your butthole."

"what's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"My 6 year old wrote a knock, knock joke today. It My son: knock, knock Me: who's there My son: Nobody Me: Nobody who? My son: penis"

"You know what they say: Finding the right analogy is has hard as hmm..."

"You're Twitter famous. Cool, cool. I won a dodgeball tournament in 3rd grade and I got a real trophy for that."

"If there was such a thing g as competitive Bible Study, would the championships be called prayoffs?"

"My girlfriend asked me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... So I fucked her twice and slapped her"

"What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim? Hello friend!"

"What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle? Attire"

"Repeatedly referring to the electrician as a ""take charge kind of guy"" is a great way to make your doorbell turn on the garbage disposal."