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Joke of the Day
"that sinking feeling... when you're on the Titanic"
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"Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop? He was making a racket."
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"A pedophile was taking a small child into the woods at night.... The kid say, ""These woods are really scary"". The pedophile replies with, ""You're telling me, iv'e got to walk out of here alone""."
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"why are people so disgusted when someone farts around them? I mean, come on, a little gas never killed anyone"