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Joke of the Day
"Christianity One woman's affair which got out of hand."
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"I like musical instruments that you blow into. They're pretty... *Breathtaking*"
"So Muhammad Ali died recently and... I made the huge mistake telling my Muslim friend."
"feedback 4 people revving motorbikes loud in residential areas: there is absolutely 0% chance that u r impressing literally a single person"
"A man in Victorian clothes just appeared out of thin air and handed me a fistful of herbs. I think he might be a Thyme traveller."
"If I had a dollar for every gender that there is... If I had a dollar for every gender that there is, I'd have 2 dollars."
"Me to dad:i'll call u later Dad:don't call me later call me dad"
"I'm not condescending! Try and count how many times I've been condescending! Exactly; you can't cause you're a dumbass."
"Guys, don't take the first step cause girls hate that easy guy. Also, you must take the first step cause they hate the shy one. Good luck!"
"Who is the funniest American politician? Hillarious Clinton"