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Joke of the Day

"My teen thought it'd be funny to unfriend me on Facebook. I laughed and laughed and changed the wi-fi password. Good times!"

"What do you call a 2 with a fat ass? A 3"

"What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument? A ""moderator"", apparently."

"What kind of fruit never leaves the bowl. Cantaloupe"

"Endless shrimp. a.k.a sir we close at 10:30, you have to leave now Im going back in the morning and ask to continue"

"A gaggle of geese, a brood of hens, what do you call a group of turkeys? A corporation."

"Why will I go down in history? I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too."

"Don't be that guy that tells people not to be ""that guy."""

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? [NSFW] He doesn't want anyone to know he's been fucking the chickens!"

"What is long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers."