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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo? Because it wasn't their Destiny."
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"I think my phone is mentally challenged... When I try to type 'with' it always replaces it with 28th."
"You can dress for success or undress for it. It depends on what type of work you want."
"I heard you can eat animals only if you're tall and handsome. This is a pussy joke."
"I went to the shop to buy 6 Sprites... I accidentally picked 7 up!"
"Me: Close your eyes. Give me your hand, darling. Can you feel my heart beating? Do you unders... Dr:(removes stethoscope) Really? Everytime?"
"The owner of hostess just brought the playboy mansion Guess he really liked ho-hos and ding dongs"
"My mom caught me smoking weed. She punished me by sending me to my room without any supper."
"Why would the road cross the chicken? Because it had a death wish. It's well known that no one crosses the chicken and lives."
"My upstairs neighbor recently made a groundbreaking discovery... He can't fly"