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Joke of the Day

"I went to the shop to buy 6 Sprites... I accidentally picked 7 up!"

"The most adventurous I get is visiting Amazon on my Safari."

"Note to guy who hit the crosswalk button like 45 seconds after I did & just then it changed: You didn't do that. I did that."

"What did the proctologist say to the guy with glued ass cheeks? You're in some sticky shit."

"I'll never have a stable job I don't really enjoy working with horses"

"How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews"

"What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !"

"What's the difference between a republican and a democrat? How much damage can their Weiner make..."

"What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow? Hi brow"

"My dad wore my mom's clothes and vice-versa. Really didn't want to see them like that. To me, they were trans-parent"