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Joke of the Day

"The owner of hostess just brought the playboy mansion Guess he really liked ho-hos and ding dongs"

"Wayne Gretzy at a party... Gets folks to drink by yelling, ""You miss 100% of the shots you never take!!!!"""

"What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to a crocodile? A crocodile!"

"I will be in a bathroom stall later today to watch Trump's inauguration... ...it will forever be remembered as the day shit went down."

"What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute? A Ronda Rousey fight."

"If I had a dollar for everything I did out of spite... I wouldn't take the money."

"What goes in dry, but comes out hard and wet? A Teabag."

"My problem with profanity is that..... It's mother fucking dusgusting"

"After our house burnt down, the police said it could be someone we know... My wife and I had one question. ""Could it be arson?"""

"I went to a large bookstore ... ... and asked the lady at the counter, where the self-help section was. She said if she would tell me, it would defeat the very purpose of it."