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Joke of the Day

"Late to Fight Club Was late to my Fight Club last night so I missed the intro rules. I love Fight Club, I'd highly recommend Fight Club."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman - What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? - Snowballs."

"Have you heard the story when the idiot said no?"

"Two fish are sitting in a tank One says to the other one, "" do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"What did one lesbian pirate say to the other? Scissor me timbers. ^^im^fucking^sorry"

"Hungary conquered Turkey... They had to change their name to Full."

"Now that it's 2017, to be accepting, I no longer see gender or age.... especially after my trip to Thailand"

"For me, getting girls is like spreading butter... It's much easier with a knife."

"A girl told me to come over... A girl told me, ""Come over, nobody's home."" I went over, nobody was home. (Rodney Dangerfield)"

"""EYES! EYES, BABYYYYYYY!"" - zombie Vanilla Ice, snacking."