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Joke of the Day

"Why do people throw coins into foutains? Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents."

"I finally figured out why a sneeze is the equivalent of 1/8th an orgasm... I could foresee something unpleasant and unavoidable, it's now over and I can get on with my day."

"What do you call Mexican stoners? Baked beans"

"Would an Australian WiFi network... ...be a LAN down under?"

"The future The world in 10 years... MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100... Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?"

"What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !"

"Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ? Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !"

"You wanna hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it."

"5 year old son: I want to be a boxer. Me: I think you're too cute to be a boxer. 5: Yes, that is what everybody will think."

"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."