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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Mexican stoners? Baked beans"
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"Want to leave a lasting impression? Show up three hours late for a first date."
"Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks."
"Knock knock..."
"The father of Mike Davidson, what's his full name? David Mikesdaad"
"I wrote a song about cutting down trees. It's not a snappy tune, it just lumbers along."
"Man and a duck... ...walk into a bar. ""ouch"" ""quack"""
"How do you stop clowns from attacking you? Go for the juggler"
"I think the thing that really gets me hard is increased blood flow to my penis."
"Who teaches you how to fart? A tutor :)"