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Joke of the Day
"The Seahawks were going to go to Disney World... but they decided to pass."
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"Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? [NSFW] Because it's full of Arab seamen."
"Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!"
"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080p"
"I don't trust chairs. They just don't sit right with me."
"Tip: ""At the same time"" has more characters than ""simultaneously."" The point is, having a vocabulary helps you tweet gooder."
"Trump is supporting the minorities The minority of scientists that disbelieve global warming."
"One hard thing to explain to people under 20 is how legitimately exciting it used to be when someone would wheel in an overhead projector."
"I had a friend who claimed he didn't see race... I didn't believe him until the 5K incident"
"Her: My baby is 28 months old. Me: Oh really? I'm 74 inches tall. Not so fun when YOU have to do the math, is it?"