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Joke of the Day
"I had a friend who claimed he didn't see race... I didn't believe him until the 5K incident"
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"Did you hear Victoria entered a boxing tournament where the grand prize was a sex change? I heard she came out the Victor"
"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand... and says ""Make me one with everything."""
"I'm taking part in the Hillsborough triathlon today! Football, squash, and fencing."
"Favourite one-liner? ""stationary shop moves"" - Jimmy Carr **Another favourite -** ""I keep my porno tapes in my sock drawer, it's all you need in one place"" - Jason Manford"
"I tried a pot brownie once and I hated it I couldn't keep the damn thing lit."
"He said I won his heart and I was all ""Ugh can I just win like $20? How about a sweater from Sears? A pencil? I could really use a pencil."""
"I like my bourbon the way the Chinese like their women... 11 years old and mixed up with coke."
"Ay gurl, are you a beaver. 'cause dam."
"Really Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for ""hardcore poem""?"