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Joke of the Day

"Two girls and a cup walk into a bar. They get shitfaced."

"I just opened an Easy Bake Oven restaurant. Please call your order in, 17 hours prior to your arrival."

"I went to a blind tasting session the other day... It was a waste of time, they tasted the same as people who can see."

"""What doesn't kill you makes you smaller!"" -ask Super Mario"

"What is smarter? What is smarter, longitude or latitude?...Longitude, because it has 360 degrees."

"I've got a joke with no punchline.. I'm not joking!"

"What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died? I can't bereave it!"

"I'm single for so long My last girlfriend dumped me on MSN."

"BILLY CORGAN: the world is a vampire ME: wouldn't it explode into flames as soon as the sun hit it then? BILLY: shut up *runs off crying*"

"[spelling bee] Your word is 'effusive' ""E-F-F-U-S-I-V-E"" That is correct. What was your name? ""It's Siv"" I know lmao [hi5s other judge]"