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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cat eating a girl out? Cannibalism"
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"My friend was quite a colorful character... His name was Hugh"
"Drinking Coors is like sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water"
"Doctors don't usually get paid for circumcisions... But if they do, all they get are tips."
"Blood is thicker than water. Maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it."
"How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb? TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING."
"Movies taught me that if your kid is talking to ghosts, alone in their room, leave that brat in there, and run while you're still alive."
"A cop came to my house and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes that's ridiculous I said, my dogs don't ride bikes."
"""Wanna hear a joke?"" I asked my wife... ""I reddit"" she replied."
"Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall? There may be leavesdropping"