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Joke of the Day

"I thought I would go and help out in Africa... ...turns out they have enough aids."

"Why couldn't Batman go fishing? Because Robin ate the worms."

"What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny? an anti-joke."

"What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit"

"Me: I'm nervous about mingling at the party Wife: Just talk about stuff anyone can relate to [Party] Me: HI I UNDERSTAND YOU TOO ARE HUMAN"

"I like my women like I like my wine 6 years old and stolen from the supermarket ;)"

"Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron? Because he wanted to see him Sulfur."

"Thousands of married racists are waking up this morning and questioning the skin color of their spouse."

"Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. ""What are you doing? Why are you holding me?"" ""Just trust me."""

"Where do Muslims go when they die? Everywhere."