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Joke of the Day

"Me: I'm nervous about mingling at the party Wife: Just talk about stuff anyone can relate to [Party] Me: HI I UNDERSTAND YOU TOO ARE HUMAN"

"9: The remote isn't working me: Did you smack it? 9: Yep me: Did you push the button down really hard? 9: Yep me: Well I'm out of ideas"

"An evil baked potato hatched a devious scheme Fortunately, it was foiled."

"I don't understand why death row inmates are given their choice of meal before they're executed. ""I have to die tomorrow, but I get TACOS!"""

"I know I know So what do you call a black woman who has had 9 abortions? A Crime Fighter!!!"

"Wind Farms..... I'm a big fan!"

"I used to steal Mitch Hedberg jokes and try to pass them off as my own. I still do, but I used to too."

"Knock Knock Who's there?"

"Groin cream... Not suitable for those with a nut allergy."

"What did Who the clown use as his clown horn? Who nose?"