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Joke of the Day
"What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin? Holy Sheet!"
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"Doctor... Doctor, impotence takes you suddenly? - No, first it lets you look like a fool about 2-3 times ..."
"We all have that one friend that looks Chinese but isn't."
"Nobody told Ahmed about the clock change so he blew himself up in the garage."
"What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law? One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year."
"Man at garage: ""Are you claiming this off your own insurance?"" Me: ""Yes. I don't think the deer I hit had any insurance."""
"What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones."
"What borders on silly? Mexico & Canada"
"How do you spot a blind guy at a nude beach? Its not that hard"
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Why the long face?"""