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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by buying a 10"" speaker instead of a 12"" one. Whoops, wrong sub."

"If a fat person has a fully functioning penis... If a fat person has a fully functioning penis, does that make them a sperm whale?"

"Christianity is the ultimate daddy issue."

"How much does a truck full of bones weigh? A skeleTon"

"If one is an expert at tying knots, one does knot simply."

"African American Letters. They are all blackmail."

"We all bring something different to the table. I have all of my teeth and can read."

"I tried to join a local gang of thieves that were stealing supplies from Chinese restaurants in town. I don't think I made the cut though. They told me to go take a walk."

"My friend's bakery burned down last night. I think his business is toast."

"Reddit, why do people masturbate? I came here to explain."