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Joke of the Day

"She: We are having my mother For dinner tonight? Me: But darling i'm a vegetarian. . how can i eat her?"

"Wanna hear a construction joke? I'm working on it."

"Old game show bloopers...I miss this kind of humor today Found this video randomly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3gK2bmkAk&feature=related"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? you can keep the tip."

"A blonde chick gets a tattoo... of a conch shell on her inner thigh. ""Why did you get that tat in that spot"" her friend asked her. ""So that when you put your ear against it you can smell the ocean."""

"How do you kill a German? Put them in front of a red light in the middle of the desert."

"*swallows pride* *reads the label* 'this pride may contain nuts* oh no *swells with pride*"

"Greek Life Q: Why did the young Greek boy run away from home? A: He was not being reared right!"

"When my kids are bad I take them out to the woodshed and tell them a bunch of boring stories about the people at my work"

"Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed? Because it slows their *mine*"