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Joke of the Day

"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? because it really looks like it did."

"Have you seen the movie ""Constipation""? That's because it hasn't come out."

"Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie? It was a protracted process but eventually he found the right angle."

"(NSFW) Whats cute, red, bubbly, and likes to scratch at windows. a baby in a microwave"

"yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell"

"Have you heard the one about the mentally challenged couple making love? You probably don't want to, it's fucking retarded."

"What's black and eats banana's? Apparently half of London"

"[desert island diary - day 1] 4:15 pm: Got one call out of my cell phone before it died. Now I wait. 5:25 pm: That pizza is definitely free"

"You know your getting old when ... Rough sex is fighting for the bottom."

"What's the difference between America and yogurt? One has culture."