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Joke of the Day

"What's 9 + 10? Dix Neuf"

"I'll take ""Much ado"" for $1000, Alex. Answer: ""John Wayne...Jeff Bridges... Donald Trump."" ""Who are The Duke, The Dude, and The Douche."""

"There are 3 types of people in this world People that can count and people that can't."

"[travels back in time] [accidentally kills Baby Charlie Chaplin]"

"The police caught me while I was spraypainting graffiti. I tried to deny it, but the writing was already on the wall."

"Xbox and PlayStation get into a fight. Call the ambulance. Wii U Wii U Wii U."

"So I recently discovered there's a black man in my family tree... he's still hanging there."

"THERE IS A THIN LINE BETWEEN 911.. AND 9/11"

"A joke my grandfather told me about insecurity Never mind, it's stupid"

"The chef at my local Chinese restaurant had a nasty fall at work, and was so badly injured he had to give up his job. He'll never wok again."