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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the overachieving masturbator? He's constantly outdoing himself."
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"I carry a knife whenever I'm running late to work because that's what Counterstrike taught me: ""You always run faster with a knife""."
"Nothing says ""I'm unemployed"" like wishing for snow on Facebook."
"""So tell me what you want, what you really, really want"" - a hilarious waiter taking a Spice Girl's order"
"How do you know you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit."
"If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge"
"Two space shuttle crews watched Felix Baumgartner and thought: ""WE COULD HAVE HAD PARACHUTES?"""
"A friend of mine got married on top of a mountain last year. Aye they say it was all downhill from there."
"I've been waiting 2 hours for an employee to come and wash my hands like the sign says...."
"I hate tacos. -Said no Juan ever"