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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the overachieving masturbator? He's constantly outdoing himself."
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"YOU MUST ENJOY THIS FOOD! It's a required taste."
"When you give a wet-willy in a pool... It's just a willy."
"I voted for Jill Stein Finally I'm part of the 1%"
"elephants sleep standing up you could be chillin with an elephant and at any moment they could just be like ""lmao for sure, g'night"""
"If you are American when you go into the bathroom and American when you leave, what are you when are using the bathroom? European"
"How do you turn on a lamp? By seducing it"
"What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation."
"I reverse engineered a time machine... Eureka!"
"the grocery store guy left the eggplant out of the bag because he must have known i was gonna eat it on the drive home"