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Joke of the Day
"Popsicle sticks are depressing."
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"Kinky is when you bring a feather into the bedroom. Perverted is when you bring the whole chicken."
"My penis and I are really good friends but... We've never really seen eye to eye"
"I had a Bernie supporters joke..... But most of them don't work."
"Chicken and a frog found a book The chicken says ""book book book BOOK!'' The frog responds ''Read it Read it Read it!''"
"guard your heart, cater to no man's ego, honor your own time and your energy, don't use uber. happy 2015."
"Did you hear that sugar is magic? It'll make a diabetics feet dissappear!"
"I just got done watching the Lego Movie with my daughter. The premise is so amazing... It makes me wonder why the Mega Blocks movie fell apart."
"I know my wife is cheating with my best friend Her pussy tastes like his dick."
"[After losing a rap battle] ""How did he get a hold of my credit score?"""