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Joke of the Day

"this is best joke :D watch it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVHlZkzPiH0"

"Ever need to go to the bathroom but can't find your iPhone so you just shit your pants? I know, right?"

"My wife is so skilful... My wife is so skilful she can say ""No"" in thousand different ways. Without even speaking."

"If you love something, let it go. From the creators of ""If you're tired, go for a run,"" and ""If you're on fire, eat bees"""

"I was talking to my science class... ...about Astronomical Units (Au). Our conversation was gold."

"Why is Santa such a jolly old elf? He knows where the naughty girls live."

"A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra. But he was spotted."

"Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that sir? Professor: Positive."

"Crime really does happen at Pokestops! I met up with my dealer at one last night."

"I rode the bus today..... and saw a girl on the bus wearing a Kappa Alpha Gamma sorority shirt. I went up to her and asked ""Why are you on this bus? Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car?"""