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Joke of the Day
"On medication is the BEST time to operate heavy machinery"
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"One time I called my teacher ""mom"" and she looked so confused and said ""I'm not your mom."" It made the rest of homeschooling really awkward."
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"When one door closes another one opens. I should really get this cabinet fixed."
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