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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Asian kid who had that one night stand? He had too many books to fit on it"

"What do you call it when gay men break up? A banana split"

"Now THAT's what I call music! And THIS? THIS is what I call a movie. Oh & over there? A TV show! Don't even get me started on YouTube videos"

"Which part of a vegetable isn't edible? His wheelchair."

"Thanks to advertisements I know I need to help the diseased, the pregnant and those dying of cancer... And then have a smoke."

"Pork shoulder meat, ham meat, salt, water, preservatives. Sorry, that was spam."

"I decided to show off my six pack on Tinder. Budweiser is not getting me any dates."

"Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down!"

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

"Bill Cosby and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar... tender girl who later reports them to the police for sexual harrasment."