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Joke of the Day
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
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"I bought a new lock for my bedroom door Wound up getting half off when it didn't work."
"What do you call a fist fight at noon? A lunchbox"
"What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?..... ......There's twenty of them."
"So I walked into the pharmacy the other day... because I needed to grab some condoms. As I was checking out, the clerk asked, ""do you need a bag for that?"" I replied, ""Nah, she's not that ugly."""
"IPHONES... When I wants to talks to someones."
"""Hi honey did you miss me?"" ""With every bullet so far"" - Married with children. Peggy and Al Bundy. Just watch the whole thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_PKMbdNTU"
"I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type."
"How is sex like putting on a belt? If it's not tight enough, move on to the next hole."
"My brother got into a car accident today I asked where he got into the accident at and how he was doing. He said he got into the accident in Oklahoma and that he is doing OK."